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• If you have an accident
  A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
  After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

• No relation whatsoever
  A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
  Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

• A good lawyer and a great lawyer
  Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
  A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Hari Om
  A Hindu suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
  He kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om.
  
  When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and screamed out to the paramedics: "Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?", they replied "Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home!"