Santa
and Banta were walking in the highlands Santa & Banta
were walking in the highlands then suddenly
Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!
Stop
looking at girls eeto to Santa: Stop
looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at
the menu also?
What
kind of wife do you want? Santa: What kind of
a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon;
which appears in the night and disappears in
the morning!
Santa
kissed his girlfriend Santa kissed his
girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already
married.
Egyptian
Mummy Santa & Banta
were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry
accident case. Banta:
Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760
!!!.
Dost
Aa Rahe Hain Santa: Ghar ka saara
keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
I
kiss my wife everyday Santa: I kiss my
wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave
Cut
your workload Salesman: This
computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.
My
son is in medical collage Santa, "I
am a proud father. My son is in medical
college.
Banta, "What is he studying?"
Santa, "He's not studying, they are
studying him!"
Police
ko Q nahi bataya SANTA: TUMHARI WIFE
GUM HUI TO POLICE KO Q NAHI BATAYA?
BANTA: JAB MERA SCOOTER GUM HUA THA TO UNHONE
15/20 DIN ISTEMAL KARKE LOUTAYA THA.
